Stuffed Possum

Credit to all us Kiwi drivers, seriously dodgy though we may be - the doubters and naysayers were wrong, we could cope with putting the road rules right. Funny how some of the correspondents on the matter simply don't seem to understand the rules in any shape - one woman said "It is so confusing on a roundabout where we give way to the right, still". Yes madam, but a roundabout has give way lines. Do get a grip.

I was somewhat intrigued in the 60s and 70s by the big fights between Ali and Cooper, Frazier and Foreman, as Ali was such a character. Other than that, perhaps watching just a few novelty fighters like Frank Bruno, I have left boxing well alone.

For me there is little in the way of either excitement or pleasure in watching it. I consider it a sport for mugs and I have often been amazed by some highly intelligent friends finding the "big" fights a must see.

I am a bit of a Royalist, and also British, so I was slightly miffed at not receiving my invite to Prince William's shindig. Either it got lost by NZ post, or it got sent to Richie McCaw instead. Anyway, my family wanted to watch the wedding on TV but there was no way I could sit through all that, with it being so long and on so late - I had to get up early the next day to extract the 1080 from my batch of possum stew.

What a terrible day for the people of Christchurch and what terribly bad luck. Even with all the pictures on the internet it is hard to imagine what it must be like. We know it must be serious as they have cancelled the Super rugby game for Crusaders on Saturday.

I saw the gimmick fundraiser wine “The day the ground moved like Jelly” on sale at $19.99 a while back. It raised a smile, with a nice cartoon picture and wobbly text, but at that price I wasn’t sure it was good value – for me or the recipients - and left it.

Regularly the press (and doubtless the TV news which I can’t bear to watch) seems to think it of interest that someone found a foreign body in their food. There was a Bro eating his oven chips and got a mouthful of metal which he is sure must have come out of the packet though he didn’t see it until he was eating. (Eh? So how does he know it was in the packet? It could have fallen off a kitchen light fitting, been an eyebrow piercing etc.

Apparently the gardeners of Wellington's Botanic Gardens are getting fed up with sifting through the ashes and bones of cremated people which get regularly dumped on the Lady Norwood rose beds. As well as being unpleasant, it is also harming the roses.

What is the government planning for our Foreshore & Seabed? I have just found out that there is a public consultation about the new proposal - with a consultation period of three weeks, over the Easter Holiday period! One of those weeks has already ticked away.

There is a good summary of the background here at the NZCPR site which also has a commentary by David Round.

I was going to write all about Wellywood but Damien Christie has already done it here: Cracker Blog

I love the opener: "It's what we do in New Zealand," said my friend, "we take an idea from overseas, and then just make it a bit shit."

Years ago when 'er in doors and me were in England, we went to Ikea - a strange Swedish shop - and bought a potato peeler which was just the biz. Alas, it disappeared, dunno what happened, the children ate it, the dog buried it? After that my spuds weren't getting peeled right. I tried various things - one from the Warehouse went blunt on potato number 2, one from Briscoes always wanted to peel in a direction I didn't want to be peeling in. And then one day I stumbled across the fantastic Zyliss Peeler in Farmers.
 

Bill McLaren, the voice of BBC rugby union commentaries for so many years, has died aged 86. He hung up his mike a few years back and it is nice to find some links to some of his old commentaries and bring back some memories.

This one, Scotland vs Wales in 1971, was not one I saw - interesting to watch this old style of rugby, a very different game from today's that's for sure.

Did Greater Wellington Regional Council have a job-lot of yellow paint they had to get rid of? Why else would they double-yellow line the whole of the Wairarapa side of the Rimutaka Hill?

What are double yellow lines for? To warn you can't safely overtake, such as on blind bends where you can't see. OK, but what about the straight bits? It's completely obvious that in most places there is not time to overtake...  unless you are on a motorbike. So there is no need for the lines - is this just yet another attempt to stuff up motorcyclists?

Amongst all the flotsam and jetsam about 2-bit film and pop stars and titillating sex tales for the dimmer reader, there are certainly some thought provoking news stories out there. This one caught my eye: Tsutomu Yamaguchi was unlucky enough to be visiting Hiroshima on business on August 6 1945, and was badly burned. He returned home to Nagasaki - just in time for the second atomic bomb on 9th August!

I must have been bored to decide to sit through Starship Troopers again the other night. But, as in the previous screening, I was immediately attracted to the great song in the graduation ball.

I can't believe it was nearly 30 years ago when I first saw Viz. Whilst much of the humour was puerile of course, some of it was achingly funny and original at the time. Whenever anyone says "top tip" I think of Viz. And one of my favourite cartoons is with the Doctor (which unfortunately I can't find online). The patient is saying "I think I've eaten something that disagrees with me" and the speech bubble from his stomach says "No you haven't". Ace!